Mostly kidding but kinda not. This is a high-quality vinyl sticker that's ready for your Toyota Tacoma, Pelican case, carbon fiber trekking pole, $500 cooler, raft trailer, powder ski, whitewater paddle, bikepacking bike, climbing helmet, or rifle stock. It can also go on the various containers you bought to store that stuff.

Tasteful size at 7" long and a bit under 2" wide. Printed in the USA. Shipped to you for free via a stamped USPS envelope.